New year, same old.

It’s safe to say that 2016 was an absolute joke. (Besides getting engaged to the love of my life, of course. Hi, Ryan!) In my world, there was knee surgery, a pretty crazy car accident and a host of other small, yet moderately annoying happenings that made 2016 a minus five. But I’m not one…

Crack ain’t whack!

I know, I know. I’ve been gone a long time. By any standards, an absence from blogging for this amount of time constitutes digital suicide (gasp), but to be completely frank… those who know me will know that it’s not why I blog in the first place. They say that absence makes the heart grow…

XXL

“Go big, or go home!” It’s an anecdote that’s become just as popular as any of the old classics. When you think about it,  it’s pretty timeless and can be applied to just about anything. A hairstyle, the “buffness” (so not a real word) of one’s boyfriend, a night out or even the size of…

Your Mom.

Mother: noun. A kind and gentle soul who is expected to put up with a lot of shit from a lot of different people, at a lot of different times, in a lot of different ways. A legitimate angel who goes above and beyond, usually forsaking all of her own needs and desires to make…

Going back to my root(vegetable)s

Inspiration. It’s a funny thing. Like a redneck daddy, it tends to come and go as it pleases and most of the time, it’s never really there when you need it. Some don’t know where to find it, some never seem to run out of it (bastards) and some discover it in the strangest of…

A little something cheesy…

In an ideal world, peanut butter would be a food group. There, I said it. Peanut butter makes the world go round, and if you love it as much as I do, then you’ll know that it’s best added to (almost) everything. This insatiable love for peanut butter is rivaled by, wait for it… cheesecake….